Every now and then one of the PRV faithful goes above and beyond. Just like Thomas the Tank, Daniel Ziffer (https://twitter.com/danziffer) has long used his role at the ABC to promote Comrade Andrews, just as Thomas always came through for the big boned controller of Sodor Island. In Daniel’s latest article on the Victorian budget,…
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Andrews rejects Class A status for Santa
Thousands of Victorian children will be spared the annual capitalist indoctrination this year as our dear leader of human happiness rejects an application for a 14 day quarantine exception from Mr Santa Claus and his various alias’. “I can’t believe this super spreader of capitalist filth thought he’d qualify for Class A status” Comrade Andrews…
Crisis management
When you are the shepherd of sheep and it is nearing time to sell, a few of the more free thinking members of the flock start to get an inkling that life might not be as good after the sale – let us call them black sheep, or more accurately – liberals. Many thought our…
Victoria takes the lead
Despite the best efforts of the Andrews government to protect the sheep from themselves Victoria has taken the lead in the total number of COVID-19 cases detected. For those comrades concerned about the potential for an erosion of confidence in the Andrews approach, take confidence in the subtle messaging our genius guide has been sending…
Victorian small business collapse quota not achieved, yet………..
Our blessed gardener of humanity, Dan “hundred eyes” Andrews has extended the State of Emergency for another 3 weeks. With Jobkeeper and other federally sponsored handouts, a higher than expected number of small businesses are still viable, however rest assured comrades the more aggressive and highly leveraged businesses are starting to fold. With another 3…