In a secret meeting between VICPOL and the team of 8, funds have been released to recruit 4000 new Intensive Care Officers (ICOs). Our dear leader is showing true genius insight into the initiative by reallocating $1.3 billion previously earmarked for 4000 new ICU beds by the traitor Mikakos, to fund the recruitment and purchase…
Tag: COVID
Andrews rejects Class A status for Santa
Thousands of Victorian children will be spared the annual capitalist indoctrination this year as our dear leader of human happiness rejects an application for a 14 day quarantine exception from Mr Santa Claus and his various alias’. “I can’t believe this super spreader of capitalist filth thought he’d qualify for Class A status” Comrade Andrews…
The police will fine you
The minor surge in COVID infections across a few suburbs in the metro area in Melbourne has stirred a media looking to undermine the authority of the Andrews Government. Dan Andrews has been a true father figure for so many Victorians who desperately need someone to keep them safe. Be it protection from the COVID-19…
Victorian small business collapse quota not achieved, yet………..
Our blessed gardener of humanity, Dan “hundred eyes” Andrews has extended the State of Emergency for another 3 weeks. With Jobkeeper and other federally sponsored handouts, a higher than expected number of small businesses are still viable, however rest assured comrades the more aggressive and highly leveraged businesses are starting to fold. With another 3…