During Dan Andrews April 2019 trip to China he and his Media Director successfully completed the most difficult CCP coercive control course “The way of the river”. https://www.vic.gov.au/dpc-travel-outcomes-report-daniel-andrews-2019-travel-china As any well versed geomorphologist (e.g. Randy Marsh) would go to great lengths to describe, a river follows the path of least resistance. It twists and turns,…
Off the record chat with Leader Dan
We don’t usually publish comments made at our nightly PRV meetings, however at last night’s meeting some personal comments by our leader Dan Andrews reinforced our trust in the ability for our leader to stay the course and push for an accelerated transition of power from the imperialists to the PRV. When Andrews was asked…
PRV power grows…….
For those chosen few within PRV elite, the similarities between our tireless leader Dan Andrews and the architect of modern socialism, Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin are well known. As the corona virus hysteria offers so many opportunities to test the Victorian public’s appetite for social freedom austerity, we have seen our leader take advantage of every…
The police will fine you
The minor surge in COVID infections across a few suburbs in the metro area in Melbourne has stirred a media looking to undermine the authority of the Andrews Government. Dan Andrews has been a true father figure for so many Victorians who desperately need someone to keep them safe. Be it protection from the COVID-19…
Victoria takes the lead
Despite the best efforts of the Andrews government to protect the sheep from themselves Victoria has taken the lead in the total number of COVID-19 cases detected. For those comrades concerned about the potential for an erosion of confidence in the Andrews approach, take confidence in the subtle messaging our genius guide has been sending…
Animal Farm
In 1945 George Orwell (Eric Blair) released a book that has served our leader, Daniel Andrews well. Animal Farm is a more than just a critique of the USSR, it is a guide describing the fundamentals of how to take control from an oppressive organisation. Key to the process of assuming power in Animal Farm…
Cleaning house
Daniel “hundred eyes” Andrews restores PRV confidence in his leadership by successfully removing one of the worst internal agitators, Adem Somyurek. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-15/victorian-labor-minister-adem-somyurek-sacked/12354870 Adem Somyurek WAS a member of the right faction of the labor party. He has never been comfortable with the necessary requirement to thin out small businesses in Victoria, a fundamental requirement to…
PRV leads the way with freedom to protest system.
When Victoria introduced electronic sheep tagging in 2016 hyperventilators like Barnaby Joyce ridiculed the move. https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2016-08-24/sheep-electronic-tags-lambs-wool-policy-victoria-biosecurity/7779328 With the the system and database technology in place and working perfectly for tracking sheep, our Hero of the PRV, Dan Andrews has applied the system at virtually no cost to Victorians to manage outbreaks of COVID-19 and other…
Victorian small business collapse quota not achieved, yet………..
Our blessed gardener of humanity, Dan “hundred eyes” Andrews has extended the State of Emergency for another 3 weeks. With Jobkeeper and other federally sponsored handouts, a higher than expected number of small businesses are still viable, however rest assured comrades the more aggressive and highly leveraged businesses are starting to fold. With another 3…
Keeping the sheep in line – Dan Andrews style
Keeping the flock in a constant state of fear is a skill mastered by the Australian sheep dog and their master. The sheep dog does the work, reads the mood and gives the occasional nip to any of the flock who temporarily forget who is boss. The master provides direction with subtle whistles and calls…