Every now and then one of the PRV faithful goes above and beyond. Just like Thomas the Tank, Daniel Ziffer (https://twitter.com/danziffer) has long used his role at the ABC to promote Comrade Andrews, just as Thomas always came through for the big boned controller of Sodor Island. In Daniel’s latest article on the Victorian budget,…
Category: Destroying Capitalism
Andrews rejects Class A status for Santa
Thousands of Victorian children will be spared the annual capitalist indoctrination this year as our dear leader of human happiness rejects an application for a 14 day quarantine exception from Mr Santa Claus and his various alias’. “I can’t believe this super spreader of capitalist filth thought he’d qualify for Class A status” Comrade Andrews…
Crisis management
When you are the shepherd of sheep and it is nearing time to sell, a few of the more free thinking members of the flock start to get an inkling that life might not be as good after the sale – let us call them black sheep, or more accurately – liberals. Many thought our…
Absolute ZERO
Once again the half witted dogmatist Joshua Frydenberg sought to challenge our great leader’s road map to recovery (utopia). https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/oct/19/daniel-andrews-lashes-josh-frydenberg-over-attack-on-victorias-covid-strategy When managing a natural crisis, rather than manufacturing a crisis, it is important to assume control by melding levers of fear to suit the narrative required to achieve the desired outcome. Capitalist pigs like Frydenberg…
Roadmap to the PRV
In years to come, September 6 or the first Sunday in September may well be marked as a day for celebration in the PRV. A day when we finally heard the last wheezing gasps from small business in Victoria. It has taken a little longer than expected due to interference and meddling from the chief…
HERO of the PRV – Brett “Squealer” Sutton
Squealer is the silver tongued spokesperson of Napoleon in Eric Blair’s (alias George Orwell) children’s story book guide to Socialism, “Animal Farm”. Squealer is the master of half truths and positive spin. He skillfully destroyed the credibility of traitors like Snowball who lacked respect for the hierarchy and encouraged ideas of individual value. Most importantly…
The student becomes the master
During Dan Andrews April 2019 trip to China he and his Media Director successfully completed the most difficult CCP coercive control course “The way of the river”. https://www.vic.gov.au/dpc-travel-outcomes-report-daniel-andrews-2019-travel-china As any well versed geomorphologist (e.g. Randy Marsh) would go to great lengths to describe, a river follows the path of least resistance. It twists and turns,…
Off the record chat with Leader Dan
We don’t usually publish comments made at our nightly PRV meetings, however at last night’s meeting some personal comments by our leader Dan Andrews reinforced our trust in the ability for our leader to stay the course and push for an accelerated transition of power from the imperialists to the PRV. When Andrews was asked…
The police will fine you
The minor surge in COVID infections across a few suburbs in the metro area in Melbourne has stirred a media looking to undermine the authority of the Andrews Government. Dan Andrews has been a true father figure for so many Victorians who desperately need someone to keep them safe. Be it protection from the COVID-19…
Victoria takes the lead
Despite the best efforts of the Andrews government to protect the sheep from themselves Victoria has taken the lead in the total number of COVID-19 cases detected. For those comrades concerned about the potential for an erosion of confidence in the Andrews approach, take confidence in the subtle messaging our genius guide has been sending…