In a secret meeting between VICPOL and the team of 8, funds have been released to recruit 4000 new Intensive Care Officers (ICOs). Our dear leader is showing true genius insight into the initiative by reallocating $1.3 billion previously earmarked for 4000 new ICU beds by the traitor Mikakos, to fund the recruitment and purchase…
BSQ vs IQ
The Intelligence Quotient (IQ) has long been used by Capitalists to identify those who can best serve in their merit based systems of inequality and exploitation. In more recent times, as university psychology departments have matured to include less scientific scholars from the humanities, other intelligence types have been identified such as Emotional Intelligence (EQ),…
Full steam ahead
Every now and then one of the PRV faithful goes above and beyond. Just like Thomas the Tank, Daniel Ziffer (https://twitter.com/danziffer) has long used his role at the ABC to promote Comrade Andrews, just as Thomas always came through for the big boned controller of Sodor Island. In Daniel’s latest article on the Victorian budget,…
Andrews rejects Class A status for Santa
Thousands of Victorian children will be spared the annual capitalist indoctrination this year as our dear leader of human happiness rejects an application for a 14 day quarantine exception from Mr Santa Claus and his various alias’. “I can’t believe this super spreader of capitalist filth thought he’d qualify for Class A status” Comrade Andrews…
BIG C and little c
As many know, most of the executive team of 8 spent their formative years within the Victorian Catholic Education system. Which makes a recent petition seeking to challenge apparent inequalities in COVID restrictions by the Catholic Bishops of Victoria a clear political maneuver by a sect within the Catholic Church that requires explanation. https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/faith-equality?fbclid=IwAR3fE9ykB_g0CXohHV-36WZ6P4EERPXT2QBPj4-N5JW9BStXZsL-zxPxDzI There…
Crisis management
When you are the shepherd of sheep and it is nearing time to sell, a few of the more free thinking members of the flock start to get an inkling that life might not be as good after the sale – let us call them black sheep, or more accurately – liberals. Many thought our…
Absolute ZERO
Once again the half witted dogmatist Joshua Frydenberg sought to challenge our great leader’s road map to recovery (utopia). https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/oct/19/daniel-andrews-lashes-josh-frydenberg-over-attack-on-victorias-covid-strategy When managing a natural crisis, rather than manufacturing a crisis, it is important to assume control by melding levers of fear to suit the narrative required to achieve the desired outcome. Capitalist pigs like Frydenberg…
Comrade Dan cracks a ton that would make Deano proud.
Today our dear leader Dan fronted his 100th press conference in a row. A milestone that demonstrates his selfless commitment to personally managing the COVID response and ensuring that we make the most of the crisis. A display of endurance in the face of adversity that even Dean Jones would be proud of. https://www.theage.com.au/politics/victoria/one-hundred-days-of-dan-how-the-victorian-premier-talked-over-heads-of-the-journalists-20201009-p563m4.html The…
Roadmap to the PRV
In years to come, September 6 or the first Sunday in September may well be marked as a day for celebration in the PRV. A day when we finally heard the last wheezing gasps from small business in Victoria. It has taken a little longer than expected due to interference and meddling from the chief…
HERO of the PRV – Brett “Squealer” Sutton
Squealer is the silver tongued spokesperson of Napoleon in Eric Blair’s (alias George Orwell) children’s story book guide to Socialism, “Animal Farm”. Squealer is the master of half truths and positive spin. He skillfully destroyed the credibility of traitors like Snowball who lacked respect for the hierarchy and encouraged ideas of individual value. Most importantly…